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I Had A Kidney Stone

from Masked Intruder Split by The Turkletons

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True story, man.

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There are a lot of things in life I'd like to experience
But this is definitely not one of them
It may sound stupid when I bitch 'cause it's so small
But at least I've got a lot of Vicodin

I woke up one morning, there was a lot of blood in my pee
There's nothing to fix it you've just gotta let it be
It was really pissed off and wanted to be set free
Yeah, the giant fucking stone in my kidney

So I went to the doctor and peed in a cup
She said, "There's a lot of blood in there and that's not cool."
I said, "Really? No shit, bitch. That's all you've got?
You should get your money back for those 12 years of school."

The next day I went and got a CAT scan
The nurse lady really liked my hair
The results were in and the doctor said,
"Guess what, Kelly? Got a giant kidney stone floating around in there."

I woke up one morning, there was a lot of blood in my pee
There's nothing to fix it you've just gotta let it be
Now there's only one thing that I seem to always hear
You should probably drink more water and drink less beer

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from Masked Intruder Split, released July 24, 2012

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