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Fur Frontal

by The Turkletons

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You want everyone to take you seriously But I don't think it's in the cards You're always too busy causing a scene To notice that you try too hard You never let an opportunity lapse To tell me what you're all about But I'm getting sick of waiting around For you to figure all this out I know you're pretty stupid But now you really blew it And I could see right through you But what's in there's not worth a glance Don't hang around me cause I don't wanna do this again Take off you hoser, get away from me Take off you hoser, your whole world is make believe
2.
When I met you at that party I was slightly out of sorts And it didn't really help that you were tall and I was short But when I reached my arm around you to give you that hug I didn't really mean to grab your titty but I did You had me at 'Fuck off, needledick'.
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Ladykiller 02:00
Sometimes I get uncomfortable but usually it's cool When all the girls run up to me and stare and smile and wink and drool It's obvious you want me, I'm your girl of the week You like my hair and shitty shoulders and my athletic physique I'm a ladykiller I'm prone to claustrophobia but I try to ignore The feeling when I get surrounded by 11 girls or more It kinda makes me nervous, I kinda wanna puke I kinda want to pawn them off on Logan, Chris, and Luke I'm a ladykiller
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Everybody knows you'd be the worst Marine That the entire span of human history's ever seen They've got a code, you know, that you already broke When you walked away from me Everybody knows you'd be the worst recruit To ever fall flat on her face and get kicked right out of boot They wouldn't like you there but you don't seem to care Do you think you live by different rules than everyone else? Don't try pleading ignorance on this because you know it too well Yeah, you know You never leave a man behind But that's exactly what you did They told me that you were bad news I said they didn't have a clue I thought they just didn't know you But now I know it's true

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released March 19, 2014

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