It Ain't Funny

by The Punchlines



This is just The Turkletons under a different name. Oh, one of us is Jewish, so don't get all bent out of shape about the jokes. All in good fun, dudes. All in good fun.


released June 21, 2013

Recorded by Nick Sanchez @ The Doghouse.



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Track Name: About Halfway
What do you get when you cross the atlantic with the Titanic?
About halfway
Track Name: The Bartender Gives It To Her
A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre.
The bartender gives it to her.
Track Name: Brooklyn, They're Everywhere
A Jew walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender says "Where'd you get that thing?"
And the parrot says, "Brooklyn, they're everywhere!"
Track Name: None
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Track Name: Make Me One With Everything
What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
Track Name: 40 Dollars (Why Do You Need 30 Dollars?) (Here's Your 20)(Dollars)
A Jewish kid goes up to his dad and says, "I need to borrow 50 dollars."
And his dad says, "40 dollars? Why do you need 30 dollars? Here's your 20 dollars."
Track Name: They Do It Together (But I Don't Know How They Get Inside)
How do two flies screw in a lightbulb?
They do it together, but I don't know how they get inside.
Track Name: Scottie Poopin'
What did Michael Jordan see when he went into the bathroom?
Scottie Poopin'.
Track Name: He Turned His Car Into A Driveway
Did you hear about the magician who was heading home from work?
He turned his car into a driveway.
Track Name: Why The Big Pause?
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have me a beer..... and a shot of whiskey."
And the bartender says, "Why the big pause?"