It Ain't Funny...
by The Turkletons
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Take Off You Hoser
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Ladykiller
02:00
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Never Leave A Man Behind
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released 01 March 2012
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- Track Name: Take Off You Hoser
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You want everyone to take you seriously
But I don't think it's in the cards
You're always too busy causing a scene
To notice that you try too hard
You never let an opportunity lapse
To tell me what you're all about
But I'm getting sick of waiting around
For you to figure all this out
I know you're pretty stupid
But now you really blew it
And I could see right through you
But what in there's not worth a glance
Don't hang around me 'cause
I don't wanna do this again
Take off you hoser, get away from me
Take off you hoser, your whole world is make-believe
So take off you hoser, get away from me - Track Name: You Had Me At Fuck Off Needledick
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When I met you at that party I was slightly out of sorts
And it didn't really help that you were tall and I was short
But when I reached my arm around you to give you that hug
I didn't really mean to grab your titty but I did
You had me at fuck off needledick - Track Name: Ladykiller
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Sometimes I get uncomfortable
But usually it's cool
When all the girls run up to me and stare and smile and wink and drool
It's obvious you want me
I'm your girl of the week
You like my hair and shitty shoulders
And my athletic physique
I'm a lady killer x4
I'm prone to claustrophobia but I try to ignore
the feeling when I get surrounded by 11 girls or more
It kinda makes me nervous, I kinda wanna puke
I kinda wanna pawn them off to Logan, Chris, and Luke
I'm a lady killer x4 - Track Name: Never Leave A Man Behind
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Everybody knows you'd be the worst Marine
That the entire span of human history's ever seen
They've got a code, you know
That you already broke when you walked away from me
Everybody knows you'd be the worst recruit
To ever fall flat on her face and get kicked right outta boot
They wouldn't like you there
But you don't seem to care
Do you think you live by different rules than everyone else?
Don't try pleading ignorance on this because you know it too well
Yeah, you know
You never leave a man behind
But that's exactly what you did
They told me that you were bad news
I said they didn't have a clue
I thought they just didn't know you
And now I know it's true
