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About Halfway
01:49
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What do you get when you cross the atlantic with the Titanic?
About halfway
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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre.
The bartender gives it to her.
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A Jew walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender says "Where'd you get that thing?"
And the parrot says, "Brooklyn, they're everywhere!"
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None
00:48
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None.
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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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A Jewish kid goes up to his dad and says, "I need to borrow 50 dollars."
And his dad says, "40 dollars? Why do you need 30 dollars? Here's your 20 dollars."
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How do two flies screw in a lightbulb?
They do it together, but I don't know how they get inside.
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Scottie Poopin'
01:00
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What did Michael Jordan see when he went into the bathroom?
Scottie Poopin'.
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Did you hear about the magician who was heading home from work?
He turned his car into a driveway.
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Why The Big Pause?
01:17
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A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have me a beer..... and a shot of whiskey."
And the bartender says, "Why the big pause?"
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